Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secure room in the basement of the U.S. Capitol Building where I have been crawling through the heating vents dispatching pro-Trump terrorists like a more handsome Bruce Willis in Die Hard while trying to watch AEW Dark on my iPhone. It's nothing new to El Presidente. For me, a coup attempt is just another Wednesday! Haw haw haw haw!

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Bleeding Cool asked me today, 'Your Excellency, we need a report on AEW Dark, but things are kind of crazy at the moment because the President of the United States has urged his supporters into an armed uprising in Washington DC. Would you do it?'

The February 2, 2021 Edition of AEW Dark was a Professional wrestling event of AEW which took place at Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida. 1 Results 2 Other on-screen talent 3 Image Gallery 4 External links Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match. (c) refers to the. Jan 20, 2021 Results; AEW Dark Results for January 19, 2021 Matches. Anthony Mango-January 19, 2021. Here are the results for this week’s edition of AEW Dark for this week. Here are the results for this week’s edition of AEW Dark for this week: Ricky Starks defeated Mike Verna; Jurassic Express defeated Fuego Del Sol and Ryzin by submission. Tay Conti defeated Marti Daniels; Dark Order defeated Adam Priest, Danny Limelight, Shawn Dean, Zack Clayton, and Vary Morales; Powerhouse Hobbs defeated Louie Valle. This week’s episode of AEW Dark opens up with “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz and Excalibur welcoming the fans to another jam-packed edition of the show. Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) def. Bear Country (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson) in a Tag Team Match. #JurassicExpress @luchasaurus & @boymythlegend are in action as they take. 1 was a delight on commentary on an edition of Dark that was anchored by both solid women’s and tag team matches. Show Recap: It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means: time for AEW Dark. Taz, Ricky Starks and Excalibur were on commentary for the opening matches. Miro (w/ Kip Sabian, Penelope Ford and Charles Taylor) def. Fuego del Sol (2:38).

I told them I was a little busy, but then I remembered my sacred duty as a wrestling journalist and so I agreed. Though I do have to question why you are even reading this article. Rednecks, virgins, and neo-nazis are trying to take control of your country as we speak and you want to know who won YouTube matches from AEW? That is some hardcore dedication. Well, okay. If you insist.

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Here's what happened on AEW Dark this week:

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Jungle Boy beat Nick Comoroto in the first match, but the big news was Jungle Boy's new AEW theme song, Tarzan Boy by Baltimora, which Tony Khan revealed yesterday he purchased the rights to. Nyla Rose squashed Alex Gracia in the second match of the night as AEW continues to build Rose back up. Scorpio Sky beat Ariel Levy in a short match. After that, Brodie Lee's son, -1, interrupted a promo by Marko Stunt and it looks like maybe they are starting a feud. Rey Fenix beat 'Bayley's Boyfriend' Aaron Solow, in a pretty good fourth match. Brandon Cutler beat Louie Valle in the fifth match. In the sixth match, 'Pretty' Peter Avalon beat Angel Fashion. Ivelisse and Diamante beat KiLynn King and Tesha Price in a tag team match next. In the eighth match, The Gunn Club beat Mike Verna and Bear Country. In the ninth match, Shanna beat Vipress. In the tenth match, Matt Sydal beat Baron Black, who is not, to El Presidente's knowledge, a real baron. In match number eleven, Thunder Rosa continued her comeback by beating Ashley Vox. The Acclaimed beat Lee Johnson and Shawn Dean in the twelfth match. In the thirteenth match, Danny Limelight beat Fuego Del Sol. Frankie Kazarian won a four-way match against Angelico, Griff Garrison, and Darius Martin in the fourteenth match of the night. Sammy Guevara beat Michael Nakazawa in the fifteenth match and then issues an open challenge to anyone on AEW Dark to face him next. Finally, in the main event, Alan Angels beat Serpentico and then -1 came out one more time with the Dark Order to cut a promo and insult Luther's physical appearance.

So there you go. Do you feel better now? You can also watch this episode of AEW Dark here. Bleeding Cool's regular, wordy recap of AEW Dark will return next week, that is, unless rioters seize control of the media. Until next time, my friends: stay safe.